opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
how dare you not notice me while i ignore you
why would anyone ever abandon a dog